Have you tried to give the paper for GRE? This is what happens when you study too hard:
A Normal Person: People who live in glass houses should not throw stones.
GRE Student: Individuals who make their abodes in vitreous edifices would be advised to refrain from catapulting perilous projectiles.
Normal person: Twinkle, twinkle, little star
GRE Student: Scintillate, scintillate, asteroid minim.
Normal Person : All that glitters is not gold.
GRE Student: All articles that coruscate with resplendence are not truly auriferous.
Normal Person: Beggars are not choosers
GRE Student: Sorting on the part of mendicants must be interdicted.
Normal Person: Dead men tell no tales
GRE Student: Male cadavers are incapable of rendering any testimony.
Normal Person: Beginner's luck
GRE Student: Neophyte's serendipity.
Normal Person: A rolling stone gathers no moss
GRE Student: A revolving lithic conglomerate accumulates no congeries of small, green, biophytic plant.
Normal Person: Birds of a feather flock together
GRE Student: Members of an avian species of identical plumage tend to congregate.
Normal Person: Beauty is only skin deep
GRE Student: Pulchritude possesses solely cutaneous profundity.
Normal Person: Cleanliness is godliness
GRE Student: Freedom from incrustations of grime is contiguous to rectitude.
Normal Person: There's no use crying over spilt milk
GRE Student: It is fruitless to become lachrymose of precipitately departed lactile fluid.
Normal Person: You can't try to teach an old dog new tricks
GRE Student: It is fruitless to attempt to indoctrinate a superannuated canine with innovative maneuvers.
Normal Person: Look before you leap
GRE Student: Surveillance should precede saltation.
Normal Person: He who laughs last, laughs best
GRE Student: The person presenting the ultimate cachinnation possesses thereby the optimal cachinnation.
Normal Person: All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.
GRE Student: Exclusive dedication to necessitous chores without interludes of hedonistic diversion renders Jack a hebetudinous fellow.
Normal Person: Where there's smoke, there's fire!
GRE Student: Where there are visible vapours having their provenance in ignited carbonaceous materials, there is conflagration.
And that’s why I did not take up GRE!
